Feature Article - April 2013
by Do-While Jones

Comin' to Life

For our annual celebration of National Theory of Evolution Day (April 1), we put new life into this old BeeGees song.

Hear me perform this parody for free at http://scienceagainstevolution.org/music/Life.mp3

Comin' to Life

Verse 1:
Well, you can tell by the way your teachers balk
That they donít really want to talk
About a little puddle warm
Where the first living cell was born.

They canít figure out a way,
No matter what your teachers say.
They still try to understand
How this process led up to man.

Chorus:
One way or another they are trying to discover
How a cell came to life, a cell came to life.
Assumptions they have taken and
Excuses they are makiní
Just canít stand the light. You know they arenít right.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Cominí To Life
Just canít stand the light.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Itís just a lie.

Verse 2:
No matter how your teachers try
They canít convince you of the lie.
Itís tough walking in their shoes.
In debates they always lose.

They canít figure out a way
No matter what your teachers say
They still try to understand
How this process led up to man

Chorus:
One way or another they are trying to discover
How a cell came to life, a cell came to life.
Assumptions they have taken and
Excuses they are makiní
Just canít stand the light. You know they arenít right.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Cominí To Life
Just canít stand the light.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Itís just a lie.

Bridge:
In a warm puddle, or
Under the sea floor,
They really havenít got a clue.
They have to teach it,
What are they going to have to do?
They have to lie!

Verse 3:
Well, they donít know how apes stood up to walk,
Made some tools, and learned to talk.
Donít know how birds learned to fly
And winged their way across the sky.

Even though they donít know
They still insist itís really so
They really do belive itís true
That pond scum has evolved to you.

Chorus:
One way or another they are trying to discover
How a cell came to life, a cell came to life.
Assumptions they have taken and
Excuses they are makiní
Just canít stand the light. You know they arenít right.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Cominí To Life
Just canít stand the light.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Itís just a lie.

Bridge:
The proof is nowhere, so they canít tell me
They just canít tell me, yeah.
The proof is nowhere, so they canít tell me,
They have to lie!

[repeat and fade]

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