Feature Article - April 2014
by Do-While Jones

Somehow

Our April 2014 song parody is based on Beatle George Harrison’s classic tune, “Something.”

Most of our newsletters are serious reviews of the technical literature. But, in honor of National Theory of Evolution Day (April 1), we like to lighten things up with a little bit of foolishness.

Somehow

(Listen to Death Valley Dave perform the song.)

Somehow in the ancient past
A cell was born that had no mother.
Somewhere in some slime so gooey.

I want to tell you now,
You know I believe and how.

Some way that nobody knows
She evolved to need a lover.
Something in her genes was sexy.

I want to tell you now,
You know I believe and how.

You're asking me why did she grow?
I don't know, I don't know.
Did she move fast, or was she slow?
I don't know, I don't know!

Somehow she evolved to know
What is going on around her.
Somehow her brown eyes can see me.

I want to tell you now,
You know I believe and how.

Fools believe anything a scientist tells them, even if the scientist can’t explain how it happened.

“Somehow” is never a scientific answer. Don't believe that life formed spontaneously, and evolved into all existing life forms, “somehow.”

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