Feature Song - April 2004
by Do-While Jones
Here is our ode to evolution, in honor of National Theory of Evolution Day (April 1).

Growiní Out of My Head

as recorded by

Little Lucy and the Australopithecines

Well, I think I'm growin' out of my head.
Yes, I think I'm growin' out of my head.
Yes, itís true!  Upright, too!
My small brain was stupid, I needed one larger,
I couldn't think of anything that's new. 1

But I think I'm growin' out of my head.
Yes, I think I'm growin' out of my head.
Yes, itís true!  Upright, too!

I stood up on two feet.
Now you can't walk past me,
'Cause you still are walking on your fists!

Growin' out of my head over you.
Now I can see more than you.
My bigger brain, getting bright,
Yes I can stand and fight, walking upright!   

I can think of new ways
Because I'm smart.
I can reason why.
The other guy
Canít survive once I start.
And I think I'm growin' out of my head.
Yes, I think I'm growin' out of my head.

Growin' out of my head more than you.
I'm eating meat more you. 2
Out of my head, I'm so bright,
Learning to stand upright,
My hands free to fight   
Improved my line of sight
I can see the light, day or night!

And I think I'm growin' out of my head.

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Footnotes:

1 Evolutionists believe that intelligence depends upon brain size. Supposedly, when our ape-like ancestors grew bigger brains, they became smart enough to become people.
2 Eating meat supposedly caused brain growth.